ever take a shit so brutal u gotta take ur shirt off
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
Anonymous asked: "Have you ever had your ass eaten?"
but every song’s like gold goose grey goose trippin in the bath goose blood goose ball goose trashin the hotel goose we don’t care
but everybody’s like
chris goose may goose diamonds on your time goose jet goose eye goose tigers on a gold goose we don’t care
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
wow that’s a big squirrel
"I’d love to see more books where the characters get together earlier in the story. While the yearning portions of books are lovely and make us flip their pages, I’d love to see more stories where healthy romantic relationships are depicted. Where the curtain isn’t dropped with the suggestion of coupling up = happily ever after. Novels that take us past that point and depict a young couple working out some of their early insecurities and issues; that show us the romance and heartache of settling into a relationship. Like the moment when you’ve hung up on your boyfriend/girlfriend for the first time and you’re cradling your phone, praying they’ll know you want them to call back. Or you’ve slammed a door and you hope they’re waiting on the other side figuring out the perfect words to transform the emotions inside you from anger and hurt to comfort and passion.
Relationships are not a destination. They’re not an end-point. They’re always a journey. They should always be challenging and growing and evolving."